Expired Notification.

A man who recently visted the doctor was sitting around and waiting for a call with his results.

After a few days he gets a call from the doctor.

Sounding a bit frantic the doctor tells the man he has some bad news for him, and some worse news.

The man says

“Well, whats the bad news?”

The doctor says

“We ran your tests and you only have a day left to live…”

The man, freaking out over this news begins yelling and cursing.

After, he calms down enough to demand the worse news.

There’s a short pause on the phone and finally the doctor says

“The worse news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”