A furniture salesman is telling a mate about an amazing date he’d just been on, where neither he nor the date could speak a word of the other’s language.
He told his mate, that he’d met her while at a conference and despite the language barrier, they had seemed to hit it off.
He said that, in an attempt to extend time with her, he had grabbed a piece of paper and drew on it a dinner plate and knife & fork. He said, she nodded enthusiastically and he took her out for dinner.
He said that after the dinner, he drew a picture of a couple dancing, and that again she nodded and they went off to go dancing.
But then he told his mate, that the most amazing thing happened – he said that toward the end of the evening, she had taken the piece of paper from his hand and had drawn a bed on it.
“What really amazed me” he said to his mate,
“Is how the hell did she know that I sell furniture?”