After a while, they started talking to each other.
– You won’t believe what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I promised I’d paint the whole house in a week! –
That’s nothing, says another one… – I had to promise her I’d build a new pergola by the pool. – Are you kidding me? – I promised her I’d completely renovate the kitchen, including all the electrical appliances!
The fourth man stays silent… –
Hey man, why aren’t you saying anything? You expect us to believe you didn’t promise anything? –
Guys, I set my alarm this morning for 5:30. When it started ringing, I turned to my wife and said:
Fishing or running? And she replied… Take a sweater with you