A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight.
Very tired after a long day’s trip, he asks the clerk for a single room.
As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait, and he disappears into the lobby.
After a minute he comes back, with the woman on his arm.
“Fancy meeting my ‘wife’ here,” he says to the clerk.
“Guess I will need a double room for the night.”
The next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000.
“What is the meaning of this?” he yells at the clerk.